Masturbation

She came when I asked. And she let me share it with you.

She has a power over me, and I have a power over her. I want you to know what she sounds like when she cums.

A cab ride across town, and she doesn’t wait until we arrive.

My favorite kind of multiple-choice question, and the answer key that followed.

The real turn-on isn’t the picture, the movie, the voicemail. It’s knowing you did as I asked.

She sounded too good to be true, and there’s no such thing as that good on Craigslist.

A fantasy I sent to a woman I hadn’t yet met.

A cab ride I’d like to take.

The Historian sent me her journal entries from our weekend in Miami. The fucking was hot, but the feelings were hotter.

She got a free vacation; I got her at a moment’s notice. It was a good deal for both of us.