2020

She’s holding her pictures hostage, and I’m negotiating with a terrorist.

In which I describe my “desert island discs,” the records, book, and luxury good I might choose to bring if stranded on a desert island.

When Marina comes to town, I will use her.

Didja ever get a blank postcard?

I want to trick my body into believing that Marina’s cunt ALWAYS belongs to me, even when it manifestly doesn’t.

A young woman seeks an experienced and confident man.

I am a dominant male sex blogger. I am polite, respectful, and demanding. Get to know me.

A few of my favorite things, including V’s daily videos, Shabbat dinner, wrong words, and peak SNL on someone else’s mom’s bed.

I’m hungry. And more than what you feed me, or how often, what matters is HOW you feed me.

I want more people to find me. Can you help? What are the best search terms for this blog?