I am horrified
My country embarrassed me tonight.
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Just a regular old post
Work, work, work
Work, work, work.
Read morePsychosis and delusion
I compare my response to 13-year-olds to Donald Trump’s masturbatory use of a 10-year-old. No surprise: I like myself better than I like him.
Read moreDonald Trump and libel
This is one good lawyer’s letter.
Read moreThe GOP – party for the century before the last
The Republicans think women are men’s property.
Read moreHolly the supermodel
Like many supermodels, Holly has low self-esteem. She feeds off of praise, so here’s an honest, if praising, description of what I see when I look at her.
Read moreTwo Isabellas
In this amusing case of mistaken identity, I attempt to call a new Tinder crush, but instead, reach a hot woman from my distant past.
Read moreHow to give a handjob (or at least, how to give ME a handjob)
This is how I’d like you to touch my cock. Please.
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