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Repeat after me….

You ladies are dying to know what “locker room talk” really consists of, right? Hint: it’s NOT guys talking about grabbing women by their pussies.

Did you fail me in some way? Perhaps you might find this little guide to apologizing to me helpful. I’m quite forgiving, I think you’ll find.

I showed admirable restraint in a locker room recently.

I’m back.

Gone for a bit. Not gone for good.

A dark day for the world.

A monthly round-up of hot sex writing and blogging. This month, I was a featured selection!

Q. What are Donald Trump’s favorite showers?
A. Golden showers! (Obvs.)

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