Narcissism
Anthony Weiner, Charlie Sheen, Donald Trump, and me.
Read moreAnthony Weiner, Charlie Sheen, Donald Trump, and me.
Read moreIt’s 1933. We’re Germany. For serious. Are you a Nazi? Or are you in the Resistance?
Read moreI’m scared.
Read moreA dark day for the world.
Read moreQ. What are Donald Trump’s favorite showers?
A. Golden showers! (Obvs.)
I am troubled by all the hating that’s going on – on both sides of the political divide. I wonder if it’s not possible to heal divisions with my cock.
Read moreWhat’s a bigger threat to the US? Donald Trump? Or the tactics of the anti-Trump movement? I’m genuinely uncertain.
Read moreI compare my response to 13-year-olds to Donald Trump’s masturbatory use of a 10-year-old. No surprise: I like myself better than I like him.
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