Donald Trump

Fascism is here. The Democrats are responsible. They haven’t presented an alternative.

I’m scared

I like the image. But Trump is no Hitler. Hitler had beliefs. He’s more like Peron, or Pinochet, or Mussolini.

Anthony Weiner, Charlie Sheen, Donald Trump, and me.

It’s 1933. We’re Germany. For serious. Are you a Nazi? Or are you in the Resistance?

I’m scared.

A dark day for the world.

Q. What are Donald Trump’s favorite showers?
A. Golden showers! (Obvs.)

I have a new way of saying “I’m sorry.”

I am troubled by all the hating that’s going on – on both sides of the political divide. I wonder if it’s not possible to heal divisions with my cock.