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The gop – party for the century before the last
Read moreThe Republicans think women are men’s property.
Holly the supermodel
Read moreLike many supermodels, Holly has low self-esteem. She feeds off of praise, so here’s an honest, if praising, description of what I see when I look at her.
Two isabellas
Read moreIn this amusing case of mistaken identity, I attempt to call a new Tinder crush, but instead, reach a hot woman from my distant past.
How to give a handjob (or at least, how to give me a handjob)
Read moreThis is how I’d like you to touch my cock. Please.
Hamilton
Read moreEarworms….
Wanted: secretary
Read moreWant to help me out? Job description enclosed. Apply within.
Google searches
Read moreWhat searches lead people here? What searches should lead people here? How’d you find this blog?
More ruminations about porn
Read morePorn I’d like to watch.
Paean
Read moreSometimes it’s the outfit more than the person wearing it that catches my eye.
Too much to write
Read moreNowhere near enough time.