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Come with me on a flight to safety. It will make your cunt ache, and my cock, too.

Bratty subs want to win. I want you to want to win. And, I want to win.

A beautiful stranger and I share a connection at the bar, but she leaves with someone else. I’m envious, sort of, and I’m projecting, and I know it.

I feel alive when my cock is hard.

I’m not quite my usual self….

I’m old. I’m so old I think old people are young.

Please come to my office for just a few minutes. This is what I’d like you to do.

My writing is much less manic than it once was.

What it means when my cock is hard. To me.

In which Michael Doran demonstrates the intellectual bankruptcy of Trumpism. And, I demonstrate my man-crush on Ben Wittes.