2020

Marina has given me 48 hours in which I own her cunt. And there are all sorts of fun aspects of this. Among those aspects? I have an hour of her time to budget today. These are my instructions to her.

Would you like to know how Marina will be spending the next 48 hours?

Am I writing about you?

Andrew Cuomo is a venal, nasty piece of shit. Don’t be fooled. But enjoy this funny ode to him, nonetheless….

Same song, different day, AGAIN.

Same song, different day.

This is a list of a few porn stars I like. Currently. With cute pictures of each of them.

In which Marina gives me a tour of her bikinis.

My “quarantine buddy.”

Do this for me today. Please.