August 2020 - Page 2 of 3 - My Dissolute Life

Just an omnipotent, narcissistic fantasy

I imagine myself at the center of everyone’s decision-making. This makes me vitally important. And profoundly vulnerable.

High end sex parties can test for COVID in real time. Schools can’t. WTF?

Suck my dick? Don’t be ridiculous. Suck my COCK!

Anthony Weiner, Charlie Sheen, Donald Trump, and me.

This is how you say “no” to something I’ve asked for, how you apologize to me for not having gotten it to me.

The international woman of mystery teases me.

I want to go down on Ivy. Seriously.

I’m not a writer. But I sure do like when people read my writing.

The Fleshlight – a creepy plastic and silicone pussy replica – drains my cock.

The first in what I hope will be a series of posts on my experience with sex toys for straight men. (And not anal toys.)