Dating

(with apologies to William James) This is not an inclusive list. It omits all of the women I really enjoy interacting with. But, alas, it includes 98% of the women I actually interact with. 1. The scam/escort. There’s a weird…

She reminds me just a bit of a bird. Tiny, fragile. I imagine I could crush her in my hand. I don’t want to crush her. Some women give off the sense that they can take whatever I might give…

We hadn’t met. Our Tinder back-and-forth had quickly progressed to an e-mail back-and-forth. I had learned some things. She’s sexy, petite, 30. Married (in an open marriage). A “turbo-slut,” she said. She complied nearly perfectly from the start. My only…

Tinder’s funny. Each person has up to six photos and about 200 characters in which to communicate enough about herself or himself to entice others. When two people have “liked” each other – have swiped one another’s pictures right, or…

1) Swipe everyone to the right. Don’t bother looking, even. Less than 1% of women swipe me right anyway – I might as well let them all see me (I believe that, when I swipe right, it causes my profile…

Now that you’re here with me, do you still want to suck my cock? You do? Good. When can you suck my cock?   Postscript: she won’t be sucking my cock.  

“How do you do it with everyone else?” she asked. “Huh? What do you mean?” I replied. “Make plans. Have sex with people.” “I don’t very often.” At this point, I explained both that it’s been quite a while since…

Luna scares me. She’s fucking hot – in a way that makes me think she’s too good to be true. She’s interesting and smart. And her beauty is comprehensive, beginning with her hair, ending with her toes, and encompassing everything in…

I meet, and prepare to use, Luna.

On her heels, she’s my height. Maybe an inch taller. She has bright blue eyes, wide, clear. A big, open smile. She wore a tweedy skirt, tight, flattering. She has a great, shapely ass. Toned legs. Her arms are muscular…