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The Varieties of Tinder Experience

(with apologies to William James) This is not an inclusive list. It omits all of the women I really enjoy[…]

She reminds me just a bit of a bird. Tiny, fragile. I imagine I could crush her in my hand.[…]

We hadn’t met. Our Tinder back-and-forth had quickly progressed to an e-mail back-and-forth. I had learned some things. She’s sexy,[…]

Tinder’s funny. Each person has up to six photos and about 200 characters in which to communicate enough about herself[…]

1) Swipe everyone to the right. Don’t bother looking, even. Less than 1% of women swipe me right anyway –[…]

Now that you’re here with me, do you still want to suck my cock? You do? Good. When can you[…]

“How do you do it with everyone else?” she asked. “Huh? What do you mean?” I replied. “Make plans. Have[…]

Luna scares me. She’s fucking hot – in a way that makes me think she’s too good to be true.[…]

I meet, and prepare to use, Luna.

On her heels, she’s my height. Maybe an inch taller. She has bright blue eyes, wide, clear. A big, open[…]