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My cock speaks to me. I don’t always do what it says, but I always listen.

A woman at a bar, described in the only way I know how.

I used to be able to stalk you so elegantly, but Woopra wants $40 a month for the privilege now.

A woman on the train, reading the Economist.

Two words that contain everything I want.

This will be how I seduce women henceforth.

The tops of her thigh-high fishnets keep drawing my eyes back.

Can you have too many partners? I say “no.”

Black hair, brown highlights, a denim minidress, and generous decolletage.

She was standing right there, and I couldn’t not look.