Loma muffin papaya (remembering Willow)
The Loma Muffin Papaya reminds me of Willow, who could make me come just by attending to my frenulum.
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The Loma Muffin Papaya reminds me of Willow, who could make me come just by attending to my frenulum.
Read moreThe Blind Boys of Alabama sing “Amazing Grace,” and it’s fucking amazing.
Read moreThe Fleshlight – a creepy plastic and silicone pussy replica – drains my cock.
Read moreThe first in what I hope will be a series of posts on my experience with sex toys for straight men. (And not anal toys.)
Read moreWhat five DVDs would you bring to your desert island?
Read moreIn which I describe my “desert island discs,” the records, book, and luxury good I might choose to bring if stranded on a desert island.
Read moreAndrew Cuomo is a venal, nasty piece of shit. Don’t be fooled. But enjoy this funny ode to him, nonetheless….
Read moreThis is a list of a few porn stars I like. Currently. With cute pictures of each of them.
Read moreDon’t stand so fucking close to ANYbody.
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