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Sex toys after-thoughts

Loma toys are a MUCH better deal than Fleshlights.

V cooks me dinner. I tie her up, and wand her, and fuck her face. And then, I make myself come remembering the evening.

The Loma Muffin Papaya reminds me of Willow, who could make me come just by attending to my frenulum.

The Blind Boys of Alabama sing “Amazing Grace,” and it’s fucking amazing.

The Fleshlight – a creepy plastic and silicone pussy replica – drains my cock.

The first in what I hope will be a series of posts on my experience with sex toys for straight men. (And not anal toys.)

What five DVDs would you bring to your desert island?

In which I describe my “desert island discs,” the records, book, and luxury good I might choose to bring if stranded on a desert island.

Please give money to the Lincoln Project. The more money they have, the more likely Trump will lose, and if Trump loses, fewer people will die.

Andrew Cuomo is a venal, nasty piece of shit. Don’t be fooled. But enjoy this funny ode to him, nonetheless….