N. Likes

My favorite kind of multiple-choice question, and the answer key that followed.

I answer some questions no one asked, and apologize for it.

The Google searches I wish would lead you to me.

L follows instructions well.

I guess I scared her off.

Instructions for the tall girl — and for everyone reading along.

Four pictures, zero meetings, and a voice message I can’t forget.

L challenged me to write a three-sentence story. About us.

My wife worried I’d get sued. I did some reading. I’m pretty sure I’m fine—but I’d love a first-amendment lawyer to tell me I’m wrong.

Bear with me while I sort out the commenting situation.