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It doesn’t feel right to toot my horn. I’m working on a post, inspired by Cammies on the Floor, about what it is that makes me sexy. But I learned a valuable lesson in 12-step land: lead with your weakness.…

Quite the opposite. It’s hard for me NOT to write. For years, sex was my addiction. Nowadays, though I spend plenty of time on sex – thinking about it, planning it, doing it – it’s not sex that limits my…

Her (opener): Do you have a deal-breaker question? Me: Will you do as I ask? (I think that’s, ultimately, it. But it seems a bit premature here.) Do you?

Sideways, she plays “Hearts” on her white iPhone. She is in her mid-20s. She’s 5’6″. Very slender. A white knit cotton sweater has holes large enough to show her grey, A-cup cotton bra. Her legs are long. Her jeans are…

For me to be aroused, to want to have sex, I need so much more than your hot body splayed out before me. I need anticipation, build-up, connection. I need to know that your desire for me is at least…

I’m intimidating. I’m told that, over and over. This always amuses me. If you met me, you’d chuckle at the idea that I’m intimidating. I’m capable of being commanding. Confident. Directive. More often, though, I’m sweet, kind, gentle, warm. I’m…

Soon. I’m working on it. But stay tuned….

She’s in her mid-30s. Spectacularly, purely, pretty. Not beautiful, not hot. Pretty. Pleasant to look at. More than pleasant. Compelling. Nearly perfect, somehow, in a preternatural way. She sits talking (an eastern European language I don’t recognize) to her boyfriend,…

I’ve written it before. I’ll write it again. There is nothing more determinative of my attraction to you than your voice. It has something to do with tone, with timbre. Confidence, openness, prosody. It all matters. I’ve tried, repeatedly, to…

I just read, at the suggestion of a friend, All My Friends Are Superheroes, by Andrew Kaufman. It’s a quick, light, fun read, about… well, about the superpowers we all have, but might not be inclined to understand as superpowers.…