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Read moreApparently I’m the internet’s leading authority on Hasidic porn. This has consequences.
Withdrawal
Read moreDid you think withdrawal was an ineffective method of birth control? Would you believe it’s about as effective as condoms?
She doesn’t know me
Read moreShe doesn’t know me, but she nails me in three minutes flat — and then I ruin it.
More on charlie hebdo
Read moreSome further thoughts, courtesy of friends and the press.
New colors
Read moreI caved to the whiners and changed my colors. Tell me what you think.
Pay attention to me
Read moreThe happy circle of attention and compliance, and the women who break it.
New year’s resolutions
Read morePresence, generosity, fiction, and fucking: my resolutions for 2015.
How i consume your porn
Read moreThe thrill isn’t in the image — it’s in the compliance. A catalog of the personalized porn women send me, and how I actually consume it.
The women of snapchat: emily
Read moreEmily sends me self-destructing nudes on Snapchat to protect herself, but won’t send the clothed photos I actually want by e-mail.
Top ten of all time
Read moreThree years in, and the posts that rise to the top tell you pretty much everything you need to know about me.