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Cleavage can distract me, all too easily.

Work, work, work.

I compare my response to 13-year-olds to Donald Trump’s masturbatory use of a 10-year-old. No surprise: I like myself better than I like him.

She’s crazy hot. And submissive?

This is one good lawyer’s letter.

The Republicans think women are men’s property.

Like many supermodels, Holly has low self-esteem. She feeds off of praise, so here’s an honest, if praising, description of what I see when I look at her.

In this amusing case of mistaken identity, I attempt to call a new Tinder crush, but instead, reach a hot woman from my distant past.

This is how I’d like you to touch my cock. Please.

Earworms….