Criticism

I hate it when Tinder decides I’m undesirable. Not when WOMEN on Tinder decide it, but when the app itself does.

When you send me a picture, you give me a gift. When you send it on Snapchat, you show me a gift — and then take it back.

I’m a geek. Here’s a geek post about how I keep track of all the shit I read.

The Times called Olivia Pope a “home wrecker,” and it pissed me off.

I wrote Belle Knox a nice letter, and she never wrote back. Steve Martin knows exactly how I feel.

A fan letter to a porn star I admire — for her work, yes, but even more for her words.

A smart, confident Duke undergrad who does porn and thinks clearly about it — she’s rapidly winning my heart.

I’m loving Belle Knox. More to come.

A love letter to my favorite porn site, and how I’d make it better if it were mine.

I got a detail wrong about *Shame*, and in correcting it, I found a whole other movie hiding inside two minutes of Lucy Walters’s face.