Musing

I could have been Christian Gray, but my sexual awakening and my retirement from suits arrived at the same time.

I was ashamed of the wrong things, and I lied without knowing I was lying.

Don Draper and I are both cheaters, but that’s about where the similarity ends.

A handy guide.

I don’t just want you. I want you to want everything I want, for me — and to keep up as I ask for more.

Getting old is a bitch. Even when it comes to gazing into your wife’s eyes.

Ten more imaginative frameworks for your enthusiastic consideration.

Ten adverbs I’d like applied to my cock.

The sequel no one asked for, but everyone needed.

The list goes on.