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Overheard between T & N during sex
Read moreWe’re not at our parents any more. Our bed is (relatively) empty. T: Do you want to put the cat out?N: Oooh, you’re really pulling out all the stops…. … N: You really should spend more time sucking my cock.T:…
On the sensuality of head
Read moreYou thought I was talking about oral sex? You have a dirty mind. No, I’m talking about my head. About how it feels to have it touched, rubbed, massaged. In my early 20s, when I still had hair (or when…
Sign at a sex club
Read more“Please cover lower torso at food bar.” Sorry, but ew.
Timing
Read moreI can’t speak for other bloggers, but the relationship between what I post and when I post it is often coincidental at best. Other times, not so much. On one occasion that I recall, I posted instructions to V in…
Fucking
Read more“I want to fuck you,” I say. “I want to feel my cock inside you.” “How?” you ask. “I want you on top of me,” I answer. “I want you to ride me. SLOW-ly.” “Ok then,” you say. And you…
Overheard
Read moreThree boys, 16. Two are white, one is south Asian. They are on their way home from Catholic school. One says, “Father X really likes me.” The other two giggle. “Seriously, I’m totally in there with him.” The giggles are…
A sensation for which there isn’t a proper word
Read moreMy cock is clamoring for attention. It’s not hard, exactly. It’s a bit firm, I guess, but more than that, it wants to be hard. It’s using all its powers of persuasion to inform me that, if it had its…
Returning to regularly scheduled programming
Read moreTomorrow, life returns to normal. There’s one day left of the somewhat surreal, amorphously scheduled period of Christmas and New Years. We’ve traveled lots, spent lots of time with family, and generally had a lovely/stressful time. It’s kinda how it…
(Im)mortality
Read moreI spend a lot of time thinking about the future. When I meditate (and other times, too) I sit. I follow my breath. And if I’m paying attention, I notice when my thoughts turn away from my breath. Sometimes, they…
Crowded beds
Read moreQ. How many people are in your marital bed?A. (At least) six. The couple, and all their parents. There’s a surfeit of holiday-themed porn – Santas being sucked off by jolly elves; red, white, and green lingerie on models prancing…
