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Have you noticed the latest fashion trend? I sure as shit have.

She’s fresh (fresh). Exciting….

Wanna listen to Allie come for me? Want to see her tits? Both are pretty damned hot….

Want to practice your vaginal and clitoral stimulation technique using an app? You can’t with an iPhone….

I’m on all the major dating sites. They’re all a mammoth waste of time. Tinder’s the only one that reliably connects me to interesting people. But read more….

In which I’m asked to imagine a distant buddy with my cock in her mouth.

Wouldn’t you rather suck my cock than disappear?

I think, finally, I understand the basic rules of cricket.

I love pussy, but when it comes to porn, or to erotic images you might send me? I want something left to my imagination.

A lovely time traveler catches my eye.