2018

There are a lot of ways you can communicate with me. This is a tease – a bit of information as to how I interact with the apps you might use. In my NEXT post, I’ll tell you what I imagine you’re communicating to me with your choice. But in this post, it’s just a little bit of information about how I interact with the various apps on my phone.

A&F is the only vendor I’m aware of whose promotional emails don’t include an unsubscribe option. Fuck that shit.

In which I’m asked by a woman how she might most effectively conjure a FWB or threesome…. Seriously. (Is it that hard for a woman? I’m really shocked.)

I’m kind. Not everyone is.

But we are establishing concentration camps, and dehumanizing immigrants. According to the Times, “An Immigration and Customs Enforcement spokeswoman said Thursday that ‘even one criminal alien on the street can put public safety at risk.’” For the record, I’m a…

What it means to me when V sucks my cock.

I tell myself stories. All the time. Truth be told, I tell myself the same stories, over and over. These are the most common three stories I tell myself: I’m brilliant, super-competent, an order of magnitude better than those by…

It’s 1933. We’re Germany. For serious. Are you a Nazi? Or are you in the Resistance?

“I can’t wait to feel you in my mouth,” Tamora wrote, in anticipation of an upcoming date. And that makes two of us: I can’t wait to feel myself in her mouth. I seriously can’t.

Domination can be fun. It also can be rape.