May 2012

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These are the top ten searches that have led people to this blog in the last month: 10.  creepshots 9.  take your clothes off as soon as you enter the room. i’ll be sitting in the chair. i’d like you…

Monday I just thought you should know that the link to my favorite story of all on your blog, ‘Homework,’ is broken. It IS?  Oh, I’ll go fix it right away!  Thx.   Thursday Hey, what’s up?  It must have…

I love it when a woman cums.  I love it more when a woman cums for me.  On this page, I’ve begun a collection of orgasms.  So far, it’s all Lilly La Fosse.  But I have a feeling there’ll be a few…

Last night, I received the following in my e-mail: I’ve only eve had a few of these and i got it recorded. I how you enjoy. My ears are ringing and my toes are tingling. Holy fuck. My whole body…

You fumble with the key card.  You open the door.  You’re not even halfway in when I push you, hard, onto the bed.  You yelp with surprise as you flop onto it.  I flip the bolt on the door, and…

This piece is a counterpoint to the other day’s post, “Wisdom.” As the plane descends into O’Hare, you smooth your sundress.  You look at the list I had sent you:  light, cotton sundress?  Check.  Cork-heeled shoes?  Check.  White cotton boyshorts…

L just made a sad post, that makes me sad. I am an observer instead of a participant. It’s boring. And sad. As I feel. Yesterday, we met for coffee, to talk, to catch up.  We see one another all…

(Hat tip to P for finding this yesterday.)

There’s a great old Saturday Night Live skit, in which Eddie Murphy goes undercover, to discover what life really is like for white men. In recent years, I’ve felt a bit like Eddie Murphy in this skit, as I’ve come…