Tinder

I should stay away from women who think of sex as something for which men ask. That’s not, at all, how I think of it. But I didn’t, and it didn’t end well.

If you love science, does it matter that you’re a Leo? I think not.

In this amusing case of mistaken identity, I attempt to call a new Tinder crush, but instead, reach a hot woman from my distant past.

She dressed for me. She did precisely as I asked. I made her cry with my hands, my belt, on her ass, and I filled her mouth with my cum. In addition to feeling my cock rest deep inside her. Want to read?

The good teacher kneels for me in a bar. And then, she earns her panties back.

The women I never hook up with….

I’m on all the major dating sites. They’re all a mammoth waste of time. Tinder’s the only one that reliably connects me to interesting people. But read more….

She matched with someone on Tinder. He walked into the bagel shop. Except it wasn’t him.

A woman on the street looks familiar. It takes me a few steps to realize I’ve seen her face four times — once on every dating app I barely use.

She’s smoking hot, she’s read my blog, and she’s afraid she’ll pale in comparison. She won’t. All I ever think, when things are going well, is “Fuuuuuuuucckkkkk!”