Oral sex

I learn about a holiday I can really get behind.

Some mouths are simply engineered for pleasure. Also, I love Twitter.

Four nipples greet me, and things escalate from there.

She had some ideas about making better use of the equipment.

My trainer knows just how to motivate me.

My trainer said “good boy,” and all I could think about was throwing her around and making her earn “good girl.”

The paradox of paying for what you most want: it delivers the act but destroys the meaning.

My holy grail, and the several obstacles to its achievement.

She sounded too good to be true, and there’s no such thing as that good on Craigslist.

A piano player, a dark bar, a plane ticket, and a pair of panties balled up in my pocket.