My father

A few of my favorite things, including V’s daily videos, Shabbat dinner, wrong words, and peak SNL on someone else’s mom’s bed.

These are a few of my favorite food-related things.

Family. Friends. Romance. Sex.

In which I propose an alternate conceptualization of the wildly popular notion of “attachment styles.”

My mother abandoned me….

I don’t like being pigeon-holed.

Some of my thoughts about WHY I want the things I want.

A thirteen-year-old boy, a Hungarian village girl, and everything I’ve ever failed to do with women, written in dust.

My cock is small. This used to torment me, but now I write about it on the internet, which turns out to be a pretty effective cure.

I’ve never thought of myself as arrogant. Turns out, not everyone agrees.