Donald Trump

I’m definitely not saying that I wish Trump had let loose some sort of armageddon on Iran tonight. But. The man is a master of reality TV. And. A total. Fucking. Chickenshit. Sociopath. Pussy.

Fascism is here. The Democrats are responsible. They haven’t presented an alternative.

I’m scared

I like the image. But Trump is no Hitler. Hitler had beliefs. He’s more like Peron, or Pinochet, or Mussolini.

Anthony Weiner, Charlie Sheen, Donald Trump, and me.

It’s 1933. We’re Germany. For serious. Are you a Nazi? Or are you in the Resistance?

I’m scared.

A dark day for the world.

Q. What are Donald Trump’s favorite showers?
A. Golden showers! (Obvs.)

I have a new way of saying “I’m sorry.”