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Sometimes I’m a little immature
“I can’t believe we’re getting eight inches tomorrow,” I overheard one man say to another. “That’s what she said,” I[…]
Read moreBarber shop acceptance
When I was a kid, I used to steal glances at the Playboy magazines at the barber shop. The barber[…]
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(Well, sort of….) “I almost never want you inside me because I love the anticipation, wondering, yet I crave it[…]
Read moreHappy to do my part
Key moments in this video, produced, thoughtfully, by PornHub: 1) Beeta-tester. Sorry, Brits. But to us ‘mericans, it’s funny to[…]
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“… It was probably the best oral I have ever received. Your tongue was incredible and I almost squirted for[…]
Read moreOn using women, part 2
I wrote this message today. This exemplifies how, I think, I don’t use women: I think I need, sadly, to[…]
Read moreI don’t want u
Seriously. I write all day, every day. You read some of what I write, but not all. I have developed[…]
Read moreEmily’s anxiety
This is the third in a series on Emily. She’s young. She’s hot. And it’s unlikely I’ll ever explore the[…]
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