N. Likes, Author at My Dissolute Life

Anonymity and Tinder

My Tinder account has zero functionality. Facebook figured out that N. Likes doesn’t exist. Tinder figured it out. They’re on[…]

I have a backlog of orgasms, it’s true. Several that I’ve promised to post, and haven’t yet found the time[…]

Her hair is red. It’s straight, and ends jaggedly just below her shoulders. Her eyes are bright, clear, blue. Her[…]

They do nothing for me. Call me N. Please.

I hate it when Tinder decides I’m undesirable. Not when WOMEN on Tinder decide it, but when the app itself does.

These are just a few of my basic rules for distant buddies – or, if you prefer, online sex partners.

Sofia sends me hot pictures. Seriously hot pictures.

The other day, I wrote about how a woman with whom I’ve been flirting on Tinder called me “intimidating.” Here[…]

More on this soon, but…. A woman with whom I’ve been corresponding on Tinder recently told me she finds me[…]

She walks into the room, dressed as I’ve instructed. She wears a tight blue minidress. It’s low-cut, revealing her decolletage,[…]