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Asking for sex
Read moreI should stay away from women who think of sex as something for which men ask. That’s not, at all, how I think of it. But I didn’t, and it didn’t end well.
Tinder snark (first in an occasional series)
Read moreIf you love science, does it matter that you’re a Leo? I think not.
Breather (hourly hotel? room by the hour?)
Read moreIn which Tamora sticks my cock in plain view of hundreds, maybe even thousands.
My kind of urinal
Read moreMy cock likes an open mouth.
The gop – party for the century before the last
Read moreThe Republicans think women are men’s property.
The good wife and pregnancy
Read more“The Good Wife” has a ridiculous and misogynistic view of pregnancy. Why am I the only one writing about that?
Holly the supermodel
Read moreLike many supermodels, Holly has low self-esteem. She feeds off of praise, so here’s an honest, if praising, description of what I see when I look at her.
A night with isabel (hint: no sex)
Read moreI had high hopes for my date with Isabel. I planned to take her to a sumptuous sex party. Alas, it was not to be….
Two isabellas
Read moreIn this amusing case of mistaken identity, I attempt to call a new Tinder crush, but instead, reach a hot woman from my distant past.
Speaking the unspeakable (redux)
Read moreI went to a bar mitzvah and had thoughts I couldn’t un-have.