Clean my house!

I met Aubrey to stretch. In our interactions on Seeking Arrangement, she had been laconic, but enthusiastic, using exclamation points and friendly language, if not much of it.

She’s lovely – very long, blonde hair, a sweet smile, a confident voice. Full breasts. A round ass. Pretty eyes. And, a super interesting gear-like mirror on her wall. From the start, I didn’t get a sexual vibe from her, at all. I don’t know if this was just her cautious way of being, or if her boundaries are clear, or what. But we were meeting to stretch. She seemed amused at my repeated admiration of her body – not particularly flattered, or offended. Just amused.

Anyway – we had a good stretching session, and, at the end of it, she told me about her initial hopes in going on Seeking (this time – she’d been on it before): she hoped to get a gig cleaning men’s apartment in her lingerie. Her initial post, she said, had been flagged and removed by the Seeking Arrangement gods – gods with whom I have some experience. They police their web site in an almost-ludicrous way, one necessitated by our ridiculous laws around sex work. Although the entire purpose of the site is to facilitate sex work, no one ever is allowed to mention the exchange of services for money. “Allowances” can be mentioned. “Pay” can’t. And “allowances” can’t explicitly be linked to the performance of any particular service – sexual or otherwise.

She also let on that she had, um, read some of my blog. How much? I don’t know. This always disequilibrates me a bit: a reader of my blog might still know nothing about me. Or, she might know a whole hell of a lot. Where did Aubrey lie on the spectrum? Never mind the much more important question: had my writing gotten her off?

“I could fix your profile so it gets past the censors,” I said. “Just send me what you originally posted.”

And here’s what she sent:

After another hiatus, I have rejoined the site (under a new alias). It seems I just can’t stay away! LOL

I love human connection and I see this platform as a great way to socialize with open-minded, interesting people. So here I am..again 😉

I’m not necessarily looking for an arrangement but rather opportunities for work. I am educated, competent and honest. Having been self-employed the past few years, I’ve had ample opportunity for self-discovery. I’ve learned that my psyche favors the more difficult ~yet expansive~ path to those traditional, low-risk (often constraining) ones. However, I’ve recently encountered some circumstantial changes which require me to generate a new stream of income. Thus, I figured “Hey why not try out SA for job prospecting?” 😂

For now, I’m thinking cleaning service..
Would you let me spruce up your house? Or maybe organize your belongings?

I believe in the notion of reciprocity. I am not interested in hand-outs but rather fair exchange of energy and resource. I would also like to cultivate a loving friendship with whomever is willing to engage with me on this level.

Yeah. I can see what happened here. She was trying to be subtle about what she was offering (no mention of lingerie, no mention of sex or sexiness. And at the same time, she was trying to make what she offered sound like a business – “cleaning service.” And, earlier, she mentioned “opportunities for work.”

I’m a good editor, and here’s what I came up with:

After another hiatus, I have rejoined the site (under a new alias). It seems I just can’t stay away! LOL

I love human connection and I see this platform as a great way to socialize with open-minded, interesting people. So here I am..again 😉

I am educated, competent and honest – and hot. Having been self-employed the past few years, I’ve had ample opportunity for self-discovery. I’ve learned that my psyche favors the more difficult ~yet expansive~ path to those traditional, low-risk (often constraining) ones. However, I’ve recently encountered some circumstantial changes which require me to generate a new stream of income. Thus, I figured “Hey why not try out SA to see if I can’t find a way to deploy my, um, assets for the benefit of others? Who knows? Maybe it can even be mutually beneficial.” 😂

Is your home a mess? Does it need to be spruced up? Organized? I’m very skilled at cleaning, tidying, and organizing. And there’s little I love more than being watched as I clean. My image is that I would wear some delicious lingerie – maybe Agent Provocateur? – while I tidy, scrub, and organize. And you? Why, you could watch!

I believe in the notion of reciprocity. I am not interested in hand-outs but rather fair exchange of energy and resource. I would also like to cultivate a loving friendship with whomever is willing to engage with me on this level.

I got a nickel says Seeking Arrangement will accept this iteration. And, I bet it’ll get some real interest.

Meanwhile, I want to stretch again, and to see her ass some more.

Her ass is delicious, right? [Taken with her permission]

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