Me:
Would you do me a favor, and imagine my tongue on your clit for just a moment?
Thanks.
Now, show me your eyes.
Her:
These are my eyes make-up free. Cringe. If you’re wanting a photo of my eyes with make-up on you’ll need to wait. (Attaches a haunting picture of two beautiful blue eyes, one of which is flecked. Intriguingly.)
Me:
I never want makeup.
Your eyes are spectacular.
Her:
Seriously?!?!
I wish I felt the same about them. I hate the brown in my left eye.
Me:
You’re fucking crazy.
quite imaginative!