October 2016

This is one good lawyer’s letter.

Here’s a list of a few things that you might do for me, that I might do for you, that we might do for one another.

Sometimes, when I’m bored, I like to make lists. This is a list of things you might do for me.

I should stay away from women who think of sex as something for which men ask. That’s not, at all, how I think of it. But I didn’t, and it didn’t end well.

If you love science, does it matter that you’re a Leo? I think not.

In which Tamora sticks my cock in plain view of hundreds, maybe even thousands.

My cock likes an open mouth.

The Republicans think women are men’s property.

“The Good Wife” has a ridiculous and misogynistic view of pregnancy. Why am I the only one writing about that?