2015

My superpowers include orgasmic control, cunnilingus, and doing anything other than what I probably should be doing.

At a party, I posed a question about double penetration to my namesake. He walked away. An old friend, though, was happy to debate the point.

Before the internet, there were personal ads — and a horny teenage SWNRJM, 17, spent hours poring over them, hunting for evidence that some woman, somewhere, might want him.

What I need from you today.

A to-do list masquerading as a blog post.

That moment when my cock begins to wake up — there’s nothing quite like it.

She used me to come, and then she vanished. I knew she would — there were tells — but I kept the screenshots anyway.

I have no idea if I have herpes. I’ve never had an outbreak. But I assume I’ve been exposed. You should assume the same, I imagine….

A reader asks how I do it. The answer, in part: it’s not nearly as effortless as it looks.