December 2012

An apology that isn’t really an apology.

A woman spreading her legs, clothed, is about the hottest thing I can imagine — and I found a new way to procrastinate.

THGITW weighs in on cheating, judgment, and the dangerous false equivalence between infidelity and violence.

Saturday Night Live, when it was great — Chevy Chase, Garrett Morris, and the death of Generalissimo Francisco Franco.

I’m judging people who judge people, and I see the irony — but I’m not backing down.

You asked what your pictures do to me. Here’s what they do to me.

One year old today. Happy birthday to my dissolute little blog.

You heard me.