April 2012

Two women, described in the way only a creep would.

James Deen is pretty much my sexual role model. But I have some notes.

A polite request, or several.

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I’m sorry I haunt you. Now we’re even.

What I mean when I write “I fucked her face” is usually a lot more gentle — and a lot more complicated — than it sounds.

Sasha Grey changed everything for me about porn.

You walk into a bar to meet me for the first time, wearing exactly what I told you to wear.

A Ferris wheel has never been put to better use.

The topology of your lips, mapped with the precision of desire.