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A sea of women, doing as I say. Are you in?

What I want to do to your throat, and what that wanting does to you.

She’s very pretty, and she’s stealing glances at me.

A woman on the subway, observed with the care usually reserved for undressing.

I’m not sure it’s all for good reasons, but who am I to look a gift pussy in the mouth.

Apparently I’m the internet’s leading authority on Hasidic porn. This has consequences.

Did you think withdrawal was an ineffective method of birth control? Would you believe it’s about as effective as condoms?

She doesn’t know me, but she nails me in three minutes flat — and then I ruin it.

Some further thoughts, courtesy of friends and the press.

I caved to the whiners and changed my colors. Tell me what you think.