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Spam spam spam spam.

Masks matter.

I don’t usually like green smoothies, but this time, I did! (Also: how I lost 40 pounds, gained back 35, and have lost 20. Plus, a spreadsheet!)

I hadn’t heard the sound of the cicadas this year, but finally, they have arrived.

I once had a friend who couldn’t pronounce Schenectady. To be fair, who can?

I love my loyal readers even more than they love my writing.

I’ve gathered all of Charlotte’s audio in one place for you. I hope you like!

I hate it when you leave me. Here’s how to make it (less un)bearable.

I’m keeping Charlotte very busy doing just about everything OTHER than having orgasms.

Listen as I torture Charlotte, making her edge, making her come….