N. Likes

There’s generous, open, compliant submission. There’s freely given, but somewhat reluctant, submission. And then there are bratty subs.

So many ways to spend an evening together. The hard part is choosing.

My favorite kind of multiple-choice question, and the answer key that followed.

I answer some questions no one asked, and apologize for it.

The Google searches I wish would lead you to me.

L follows instructions well.

I guess I scared her off.

Instructions for the tall girl — and for everyone reading along.

Four pictures, zero meetings, and a voice message I can’t forget.

L challenged me to write a three-sentence story. About us.