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These are just a few of my basic rules for distant buddies – or, if you prefer, online sex partners.

Sofia sends me hot pictures. Seriously hot pictures.

The other day, I wrote about how a woman with whom I’ve been flirting on Tinder called me “intimidating.” Here are a few more thoughts on the subject. She wrote, “I definitely think you are very intimidating and all the…

More on this soon, but…. A woman with whom I’ve been corresponding on Tinder recently told me she finds me intimidating, asked me if I imagine that women are intimidated by me, by the experience(s) I’ve had, by my blog.…

She walks into the room, dressed as I’ve instructed. She wears a tight blue minidress. It’s low-cut, revealing her decolletage, featuring her slender but muscular arms. “Stop right there,” I say. She stands before me, her ankles crossed, her hands…

On another day, I’ll write more about why, but…. Never say “no” to me. I’m neither a tyrant nor unreasonable. I may ask you to do things you wish not to do. Or are unwilling to do. Or that squick…

She’d never been to the Liberty Inn before. “Where do you fuck the lucky guys you fuck?” “Their places, mostly, though mine, too, on weekend nights.” We walked the five minutes to the Liberty Inn. She had been to the…

She’s beautiful. I’ve showed you her body before. I recently gave her an assignment which I think you’ll agree she pretty much knocked out of the park: I asked her to send me ten photos of her to put on…

We hadn’t met. Our Tinder back-and-forth had quickly progressed to an e-mail back-and-forth. I had learned some things. She’s sexy, petite, 30. Married (in an open marriage). A “turbo-slut,” she said. She complied nearly perfectly from the start. My only…

A few times since I started this blog, I’ve written something that really pissed people off. Ironically – given that this blog features so much discussion of transgressive behavior – what my most controversial posts share in common is that…