N. Likes

Did you think withdrawal was an ineffective method of birth control? Would you believe it’s about as effective as condoms?

But she understands me. She tells me my blog is “meticulous smut,” and within three minutes of her first message, writes, “It’s like you couldn’t decide whether to be a sex addict or OCD so you split the difference.” And…

There was lots of back and forth. She was interested, then not. Then again, then not. She’s sexy – strawberry blonde/reddish hair. She sent super-hot pictures. Then she stopped. Then she started again. Then she told me she couldn’t any…

And it was not sexual, in any way. Except in my mind. I spent almost an hour in a dark closet (no light) with a dozen beautiful women – I was the only man – and, although the sounds (almost…

Spectacularly beautiful. Preternaturally so. Her pictures (on Happn) were improbable. I just went to Google and searched for “beautiful brunette headshot model” and, in the first ten pages, not one was as pretty as her. It simply couldn’t be the…

Give me yours. It is, as I have written, a virtuous circle. I ask you for something – you give it. I ask you for more – you give it. And so on, and so on, and so on…. Your…

Courtesy of Curious George, and the Guardian:

A few readers (you know who you are, whiners) have complained that this blog is hard to read, what with the white font on dark text that has characterized my look since the start. So I’m experimenting with other possible…

Even when maintaining eye contact, our eyes move around a fair amount. If I look at someone’s eyes, and she looks at mine, both sets of eyes move about quite a bit, even as we look at one another fixedly.…

Once in a while, I write about political or social topics. Don’t click through if you’re not prepared to stop liking me because our politics differ, or our take on the recent murders in Paris differ.