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Tinder’s gotten me laid, but their new pricing model is almost as offensive as my swipe-to-match ratio.

Gay magazines in the barber shop, right next to the Playboy. We’ve come a long way from Johns’.

A reader writes something that stops me in my tracks.

PornHub wants to save the planet, and I’m happy to do my part.

A sexy reader asks me about desire and arousal, and I have some thoughts.

A satisfied customer speaks.

Approval is my drug, and I’ve found a way to deal it to myself in public.

I ended things with someone today, which shows how I don’t use women. Then I posted about it here, which shows how maybe I do.

A fantasy I’d like to make real, involving a hotel bar, black dresses, boyshorts, and very specific instructions.

A reader asks a pointed question, and I try to give it the answer it deserves.