Glass half empty?
I don’t think it’s a mark of optimism to have a glass that’s only half full. Mine isn’t.
Read moreI don’t think it’s a mark of optimism to have a glass that’s only half full. Mine isn’t.
Read moreA somewhat detailed description of how I get myself off. And, a picture of my cock. (A first!)
Read moreI wish there were more porn that I liked.
Read moreHave you watched “The Americans”? I can’t. fucking. stop.
Read moreAnya is smoking hot. Too bad she only wants me when she’s drunk.
Read moreAmerican media embarrass me.
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