August 2021

Relationships lead to loss. Jealousy is how I remind myself of that certainty.

Charlotte missed a deadline, so I decided for her.

I’m guilty of stereotyping certain beautiful women.

In which I got exactly what I came for. But I didn’t come.

This is a really fucking hot 20-minute handjob.

It has taken me a lifetime to discern just what it is I want.

In which Charlotte delivers. And delivers. And delivers. (Among other things – FIVE orgasms.)

In which Charlotte has an uncountable number of orgasms.

My first date with Charlotte. Part 1 of… 2? 3?

A woman asks me for sex toy advice. I advise her to ask a person with a vagina. And then, go ahead and give my answer.