2018

We’re getting the whole Facebook/Cambridge Analytica thing all wrong. Remember: if you’re not paying, you’re the product. Period.

A painful, promising tease…

I like women my age. But I also like women who like this song.

Come with me on a flight to safety. It will make your cunt ache, and my cock, too.

Bratty subs want to win. I want you to want to win. And, I want to win.

A beautiful stranger and I share a connection at the bar, but she leaves with someone else. I’m envious, sort of, and I’m projecting, and I know it.

I feel alive when my cock is hard.

I’m not quite my usual self….

I’m old. I’m so old I think old people are young.

Please come to my office for just a few minutes. This is what I’d like you to do.