2017

This is Sheila’s version of our recent date. I think it’s hotter than my version. What do you think?

A list of things I crave.

Thirty minutes of meditation, described.

Podcasts take up an increasing portion of my leisure time, and they’re how I learn the most, currently.

In which I fingered a visiting dignitary in a bar.

I want. I need?

Traveling through Europe with my father at thirteen or fourteen: our itinerary took us to Hungary, among other places, and on a day-long bus tour in the hills of Buda. We watched some sort of “authentic” folkloric performance – for…

Beauty, as rendered by a pencil.

I want to be hard. Not to come. Tonight.

I sit in a bar. I drink my scotch. I match with a cute, not hot, Indian woman. Verging on girl. She’s 23. “Can you suck?” she messages me. Conversation ensues. Against my better judgement. I explain that, if we…