She’s lovely looking. Pretty, pouty lips, long brown hair, pretty green eyes. She’s here (from Brazil) for just one more night, but she seems taken by me, by the prospect of my cock in her mouth, my tongue on her clit, my cock in her cunt.

We make a plan. It’s just hours away. “Can we meet at your place?” she asks.

“No,” I say.

“Why not?” she says. “Are you scared?”

“No,” I reply. “But 1) I want to meet you in a bar – we haven’t interacted enough for me to know that I want to be in a bedroom with you, and 2) my house is off-limits, because wife, child, etc.”

“Wait,” she says. “You’re married?!?”

And she un-matches me.

Will someone explain this to me? I simply don’t understand.