2015

I have a new crush. She’s sexy, yes, but also just lovely to talk with. Will it ever amount to anything?

Isabel and I finally found our way back to each other, a hair dryer cord, a pillowcase, and a shrinking vocabulary.

The smartest and hottest sex bloggers, under one roof.

Ella has a friend….

Ron Jeremy’s AMA on Reddit. You’ve been warned.

In this world
Hate never yet dispelled hate.
Only love dispels hate.
This is the law,
Ancient and inexhaustible.
– The Dhammapada

I asked Sofia to send me some pictures inspired by the word “wet.” As in rain. Characteristically, she blew away my expectations. Next time, I’ll share what she sends.

The world is made badly. And unfathomably beautifully.

I mourn tonight. For those who’ve suffered losses, and for the ways our leaders have already responded, and will, respond in the coming days.

Sofia sent me a video of herself coming five times in under nine minutes, once before removing each item of clothing. I’m taking some credit for that.