2015

“I can’t believe we’re getting eight inches tomorrow,” I overheard one man say to another. “That’s what she said,” I thought.

At its peak, I imagined that my fantasy night would feature me and eight or ten women. I had candidates. Most of them, I’d been with before, but there were a few who would be new to me. There was…

I really like Tinder. It’s gotten me laid a lot – and allowed me to meet some interesting people. But their business model and behavior is just odious. And ripe for competition. They’ve just introduced on my phone their new…

When I was a kid, I used to steal glances at the Playboy magazines at the barber shop. The barber shop I went to was Johns’ – it was run by John, and his son, John. The other day I…

(Well, sort of….) “I almost never want you inside me because I love the anticipation, wondering, yet I crave it because I know you are me, everything I crave, yet do not have the courage to be.”

Key moments in this video, produced, thoughtfully, by PornHub: 1) Beeta-tester. Sorry, Brits. But to us ‘mericans, it’s funny to hear this. 2) Wanking warriors. 3) Jacking ON. I will totally buy this.

Hi. Did you see this? I am curious about your view on the desire/arousal distinction…I wonder if… you think women can be categorized as either having hunger or responsive arousal…:) This question, from a sexy reader who hasn’t yet sucked…

“… It was probably the best oral I have ever received. Your tongue was incredible and I almost squirted for you.” – Blondie (You haven’t read about her. But you will.)

In another corner of my life, I’ve been reminded, recently, how gratifying it is for me when others approve of me, or, better yet, think highly of me. This is especially true of people I find attractive, whether intellectually, professionally,…

I wrote this message today. This exemplifies how, I think, I don’t use women: I think I need, sadly, to put an end to this. This is one of those things where I have to trust my gut. I can’t…