For the sin which I have committed before you under duress or willingly.
And for the sin which I have committed before you by hard-heartedness.
For the sin which I have committed before you inadvertently.
And for the sin which I have committed before you with an utterance of the lips (or the pen, or the keyboard).
For the sin which I have committed before you with immorality (whatever that means on a sex blog).
And for the sin which I have committed before you openly or secretly.
For the sin which I have committed before you with knowledge and with deceit.
And for the sin which I have committed before you through speech. Or writing.
For the sin which I have committed before you by deceiving a fellow man. Or woman. Or gender-queer individual.
And for the sin which I have committed before you by improper thoughts. (See above. What is improper, really?)
For the sin which I have committed before you by a gathering of lewdness. (Wait. What?)
And for the sin which I have committed before you by verbal [insincere] confession.
For the sin which I have committed before you by disrespect for my parents and teachers.
And for the sin which I have committed before you intentionally or unintentionally.
For the sin which I have committed before you by using coercion.
And for the sin which I have committed before you by desecrating the Divine Name. (Fuck that shit, I say.)
For the sin which I have committed before you by impurity of speech. (See above. Wtf?)
And for the sin which I have committed before you by foolish talk.
For the sin which I have committed before you with the evil inclination.
And for the sin which I have committed before you knowingly or unknowingly.
For all these, readers, pardon me, forgive me, atone for me.
For the sin of infrequent posting.
And for the sin of excessive posting.
For the sin of boring accounts of great sex.
And for the sin of hot accounts of boring sex.
For the sin of arrogance.
And for the sin of false modesty.
For the sin of seduction.
And for the sin of unavailability.
For all these, readers, pardon me, forgive me, atone for me.
I can’t imagine fasting is ever easy for “N” but wishing you well all the same, sexy sinner.
I misread that as “feasting.” Feasting is always easy for me! (And thank you.)